The Pong Guys

ping-pongGotta’ leave it to a bunch of Nazarene students to come up with this one. (No, I’m not sure why Nazarene students would be more apt to attempt this than, say, Wesleyan students, it’s just a figure of speech, ok?). With over 300,000 hits and appearances on all sorts of major news networks, I thought I’d do my part in giving them a few more hits. If you’d like more background on the story (and yes, the legitimacy of what you’re about to see), read this article on them. ch:

The reward for boldness

(If you read nothing else, the AUTHOR’S NOTE at the bottom is worth this entire post).

GOLD, ANYONE?: Many times, when we think of a reward–like for answering a lost dog poster with the mangy mutt in question–we see a check. Or an accolade, even if it’s not a public one. A simple thank you would suffice.

GOLDEN ARCH PRAYERS: I was in McDonald’s yesterday at the request of my wife for a last minute, impromptu lunch with my darling children and my hott wife. (Yes, hott with two t’s). I love having the luxury of being able to slip out for such events. Lord knows I can’t resist french fires of any sort.

While standing in line, I noticed the man in front of me. His left hand was severely crippled, fingers gnarled. Before I could let my mind convince me otherwise, as it has the habit of doing, I put a hand on the big dude’s shoulder, introduced myself, and asked if I could pray for his hand. Surprisingly he said yes. I prayed a quick, “be healed” type of prayer as one might in a McD’s lunch line, and then bought the guy’s milkshake. Later, I found him in his chair, explaining further that Jesus desired and would in fact heal him.

“But I’ve had this condition for a long time,” he explained. “Since I was a little boy.”

“You know, that’s nothing for Jesus.”

I gave him an encouraging smile, explained that all he needed to do was put his hope in Jesus. And let him be.

Five minutes later, while eating my Filet-o-Fish in the playground room, I noticed a guy in his 30′s limping with the use of a cane. I felt the same quickening in my spirit and decided, once again, to act before my rational self got in the way. “Excuse me, sir, but what’s up with your leg?” A former US Army soldier, he explained it was his lower back, injured during training. Figuring I had nothing to lose and he had everything to gain, I asked if he’d like prayer. Yes, again. I placed my hand on his back, asked him if he believed Jesus could heal him, and then prayed for a creative miracle.

BMX IS BACK: I didn’t see either man healed on the spot that day, but as I drove back to the church, I found a pro-biker for GT Bikes in our back parking lot, looking for a place to park his massive bike-ramp/sponsor-trailer for a few weeks. Being an X-Games nut, I was only too happy to explain that his wish would be granted, and I’d love for him to do a demo for our Rock The Summer event on the 17th. I was able to sow a few seeds into his life, and I’m stoked that we’re going to get to love on this guy in two weeks…a total set up.

GUITAR SALVATION: Then, as I walked back into the church lobby, there was a man sitting in our coffee area playing guitar. I had never seen him before, so I struck up a conversation with him, and within minutes we were sharing songs with each other. In less than twenty minutes this guy, who looked rather bedraggled, explained that his mother had just died, his girl friend had left him, and he was going no where.

“But I don’t want to come to God just because everything in my life is a mess. I want to come because I’m making a real commitment.”

“An honorable notion,” I replied. “But seeing as how your life will never truly get better without him, it’s a flawed notion.” By 2:30pm I had the chance to lead Gary to the Lord and we’re helping him start a new life in Jesus.

SO, NO GOLD?: What does any of this have to do with reward? As I sat back down in front of my iMac, I felt as though I was floating. Joy. Pure, untainted joy. Not a pay check. Not a thank you card. Just joy.

The Father placed such a high price on joy that it was the single reward for Jesus’ obedience to the cross (Heb. 12:2). I’m convinced it is the single most important heavenly commodity in the life of the Believer. No matter the country, the financial condition of the economy, the plight of the people, or the severity of the government, there is one great reward that is universal in all the earth, sought by those who truly know their Lord. Joy.

And then I realized that boldness is not so much some overwhelming feeling as it is me obeying the Holy Spirit before my head figures out what I’m about to do. I’m just trying to train it to realize that joy is the reward. I healthy addiction, I think. ch:

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AUTHOR’S NOTE: It’s worth noting that in the time it took me to edit this post (10pm EST), I heard some boys yelling on my dirt road, a gun shot, and then a whole bunch more yelling. I jumped in my truck, peeled out, and pretty much freaked them out as they had no idea someone lived “way out here.” After helping them through their puppy-dog lie of, “yeah, we heard that gun shot, too mister, but don’t know who did it,” with a simple question of who else they saw exactly on this 5,000 acre nature conservancy dirt road at 10pm, they finally confessed to accidentally hitting and then shooting a porcupine on my property and getting their truck stuck. Then one of the kids noticed me from speaking at his high school and I made them make a deal with me: “I get you unstuck, you come to our youth group.” I got their names and all three boys shook on it.

Sometimes being bald, bold, and driving a big truck can bring you some joy; and being quick and making a deal with three young guys to come to your youth group is pretty cool, too. I give them to the end of the month before they’re saved. (They don’t have a chance). Reckless youth beware: you might just get saved in the process of being stupid.

“My Wife is Hott.”

Just thought you’d get a kick out of this article from Stuff Christians Like on why pastors are always talking about how “hott” their wives are. ch:

33 Live: Streaming Live

We’re broadcasting tonight’s 33 Live service on livestream.com, so please tune if you can. 7:00pm EST. ch:

CSFF Blog Tour: Tuck DAY 3

Well, I didn’t get to post anything of much length or content today. Bottom line: go buy the book. Lawhead doesn’t disapoint. ‘Nough said? ch:

CSSF Blog Tour: Tuck DAY 2

UNEXPECTED REST: So I’m sitting in the eye of the hurricane. We were at the hospital until 1am, contractions less than 2-min apart–then they sent Jenny home. Weird? Yeah. But the blessing is that she got a lot of sleep last night (in her own bed), which is really a miracle. However, the rest of the storm is yet to come. As I’m pressed for time and attention, I’ll resume with my promise of yesterday…

tuckMY ONLY DISAPPOINTMENT: I’ve been holding my breath for “Tuck,” Book 3 in the series, for the last two years. Oui, oui: I want to know how the story concludes. Who doesn’t? But, as an author, I was also very curious to see exactly how Lawhead would write the final installment. And herein lies the rub. Books 1 (Hood) and 2 (Scarlet) were, for the most part, written in first person, arguably the most difficult voice to write in, especially in fiction. And, as always, Lawhead did it superbly. (I’m both jealous and inspired). Would Tuck attempt the same feat? To my surprise, no. I felt a bit let down, honestly. But the amazing part is that, as always, I’m still enjoying the story. Apart from actually asking him (which maybe some of my fellow tour members were able to), I do see how having numerous, contiguous story lines might make that difficult and near impossible. Still, I miss actually being inside the fat little priest’s brain.

TOMORROW? As before, no promises, folks. But if I get the time, I’d love to give you my thoughts on Friar Tuck: anti-religion, pro-relationship with God, and all in the midst of deep religious and political systems. ch:

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Please visit all my other touries listed at the end of yesterday’s post!

In Labor




In Labor

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No CSFF post today folks. My wife is in labor at the hospital. And a
good thing, too, because without this posted sign, she would have
taken a bath with all this electrical equipment on! Who wouldn’t, ya’
know?

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CSFF Blog Tour: Tuck – DAY 1

tuckTAKING A BREAK FROM MY BREAK: I’ve been on a break from the amazing CSFF Blog Tour for the past several months in order to work on the very thing that this tour focuses on: books. I felt I owed it to my fans and my two publishers (Tsaba House and Thomas Nelson) to complete two looming projects: Book 3 of The White Lion Chronicles, and Book 1 of The Berinfell Prophecies. With that said, I’m still not finished with either (although very, very close), but I had to jump back into the fray for this month’s tour because it’s a Lawhead book. Need I say more?

THE ONLY REASON I WOULD WEAR A MAXI PAD: As most of you know who follow me here, Stephen R. Lawhead is my hero, and the author who inspired me to start writing in the first place. I’ve had spurts of contact with him over the past 5 years, which I cherish each occasion. To say I’m enamored would be an understatement. But respect would be a much more civil word. I’ve never been one to go ga-ga over stars, but sitting down with Lawhead over a pint somewhere in a European stone pub might actually make me wear a Depends Pad (with wings).

GOOD THINGS ARE WORTH WAITING FOR: Like any well respecting Lawhead fan, I’ve been patiently waiting for the third and final installment of the King Raven Trilogy: Tuck. It has, in affect, put me in mind as to how my own readers feel with the delay in my third book. Although, I will not put myself on par with Lawhead, either in wordsmithing or delay; where mine is chalked up to significant projects in church life and professional life, Mr. Lawhead had a battle with cancer. (Author Note: My thoughts and prayers have been with you, Steve). But the delay has been well worth the wait.

FROM ENGLAND TO…WALES?: For those not familiar with this series, it’s a whole new take on the story of Robin Hood, one Lawhead bases on five years spent in Wales himself. There he studied the lure, culture, and plausibility of Robin’s adventures not coming from the small English forest of Nottingham, but the much larger, vastly more dynamic setting of Wales. And since it was the Welsh that first adopted the technology of the longbow from the Romans long before the English ever did, Lawhead suggests that Robin seems much more likely to be from the western lands. While some have fought this bitterly, I for one love the premise. But then again, I’m the one wearing extra padding in my underpants. ch:

LEAVE A COMMENT! Q: Who would you wear a maxi pad for if you met in person?
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Tomorrow: My Great Disappointment with Tuck

Please visit all my fellow touries and read their insights’ on Tuck!:

Brandon Barr, Jim Black, Keanan Brand, Rachel Briard, Grace Bridges, Valerie Comer, Amy Cruson, CSFF Blog Tour, Stacey Dale, D. G. D. Davidson, Jeff Draper, April Erwin, Karina Fabian, Alex Field, Beth Goddard , Todd Michael Greene, Ryan Heart, Timothy Hicks, Joleen Howell, Becky Jesse, Cris Jesse, Jason Joyner, Kait, Carol Keen, Krystine Kercher, Dawn King, Terri Main, Margaret, Melissa Meeks, Rebecca LuElla Miller, Caleb Newell, Eve Nielsen, Nissa, John W. Otte, John Ottinger, Epic Rat, Steve Rice, Crista Richey, Hanna Sandvig, Chawna Schroeder, James Somers, Robert Treskillard, Rachel Starr Thomson, Steve Trower, Speculative Faith, Fred Warren, Phyllis Wheeler, Jill Williamson

Salvation




Salvation

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The altar call tonight at Believer’s Chapel! Glory to Jesus!
Revolution is stirring in our generation!

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The Syracuse Tour: 9pm tonight!

CHB is playing tonight at 9pm for The Syracuse Tour with Ken Freeman @ Believer’s Chapel in Cicero, NY. Looking forward to an incredible night and lots of saved teens for Jesus! ch:

Spiderman!




Spiderman!

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I love this pose. (The photographer was subsequently ensconsed in a
web of dental floss).

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