Am I supposed to eat this? Is this a new food-service industry? Brand slogan: “Economizing your work day by providing bath soap that doubles as a nutritious breakfast!” Even the little wrapper it came in felt more like granola bar packaging than body soap. (It was body soap I rubbed all over me, right?).

Could this be another shampoo series? ch:

(Why the hotel soap post today? I’m staying in the beautiful Lackawanna Station Hotel for my annual Writer’s Gettaway with friend and co-author, Wayne Thomas Batson).