My dreams of having non-sports-oriented children were fully realized tonight when I asked over dinner what two teams were playing in the Super Bowl (because I genuinely didn’t know).
The conversation went like this:
“Kansas City.”
“Who?”
“That’s the team name.”
“Against Tokyo.”
“Tokyo?”
“No, California something.”
“Forties.”
“Forty-Niners.”
“Yeah from, California.”
“But what about Tokyo?”
My work here is done.
–Christopher