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I Succeeded in Raising Non-Sports-Oriented Offspring: Here’s the Proof

My dreams of having non-sports-oriented children were fully realized tonight when I asked over dinner what two teams were playing in the Super Bowl (because I genuinely didn’t know).

The conversation went like this:


“Kansas City.”


“Who?”


“That’s the team name.”


“Against Tokyo.”


“Tokyo?”


“No, California something.”


“Forties.”


“Forty-Niners.”


“Yeah from, California.”


“But what about Tokyo?”



My work here is done.


–Christopher

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