Something woke up. And it's hungry.

If you know Gerard "G-Nubz" Ruppert, you know Watson. If you don't know Watson, just picture a cat with the energy of a creature that levels entire city blocks — then multiply it. This design takes G-Nubz's infamous feline and reimagines him as a full-blown kaiju, filling the frame edge to edge with blazing orange eyes, jagged teeth, and bristling fur, rendered in a bold graphic style that hits like a vintage monster movie poster turned up to eleven. The HopperCon branding punches through in stark red and white, barely holding its ground against a cat who clearly does not care about your branding.

Every community has its legends. Watson is one of ours — just with more teeth and a worse attitude.

Wear it to the gathering July 24–26 in New York and watch people take a half-step back before they ask where you got it. That's how you know it's working.

Available in multiple colors. Watson hisses at all of them equally.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Big Fat Bunny, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at PO Box 235, Depauville, NY 13632 USA or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.