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"Fear the flounder."


That's right, everyone's favorite sentient AI rifle is here! 


Now you too can get in on the Ruins action with this officially sanctioned Sir Chuck collectible t-shirt designed by Christopher Hopper. The tee depicts the smart-ass weapon himself in all his snarky monochromatic glory, complete with his Androchidan designation, defined acronyms, and "no flounder" morale emblem on his butt stock.


With direct-to-garment printing on a premium Bella + Canvas and Gildan shirts, our tees are soft and comfortable. Customize your shirt by specifying the garment and graphic colors of your choice. 


Choose from one of our three premium garments:

• Canvas Unisex T-Shirt (3001C)

• Gildan Ultra Ladies T-Shirt (2000L)

Sir Chuck Tee

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  • Our number one goal is to make sure you're happy with our products. We mean it. So if the items you receive don't meet your expectations, let us know, and we'll get replacements out to you as soon as we can at no additional cost to you. Promise. If you simply don't want the product anymore, please return it to us in unused condition and we'll refund your purchase costs and all shipping.

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